Run For Your Lives!

Posted by: Malcolm Fleschner in MyBlog on Nov 19, 2009

Does anyone else out there think that the word "smegma" sounds like the name of one of the giant creatures Godzilla used to fight in those low-budget Japanese monster movies?

"First he battled Mothra, then he fought off Gamera, and next he grappled with Megalon, but now Godzilla faces his greatest nemesis ever in... Smegma!"

Actually, since Godzilla was male and (presumably, considering the logistics of the matter) uncircumcised, there's a definite possibility that he did have to deal with the problem of smegma. Whether that struggle would make for a good movie, eh, I'm guessing not. But faced with a giant ball of the stuff, threatening to coat the city in a thick layer of disgusting ooze, I bet the citizens of Tokyo would rather take their chances with Godzilla.

Come to think of it, I don't remember ever finding out just what that giant mass of stuff was in the movie The Blob. Hmm...