Blog entries

Thank You, Adolf

Malcolm Fleschner — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:12:26 +0100

Generally speaking, I don't like to give Adolf Hitler a lot of credit, but for one specific reason, I can't help but tip my hat to the man. You see, a common problem among mostRead More...

Run For Your Lives!

Malcolm Fleschner — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0100

Does anyone else out there think that the word "smegma" sounds like the name of one of the giant creatures Godzilla used to fight in those low-budget Japanese monster movies?

"First he battlRead More...

"Living Without Regretts"

Malcolm Fleschner — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:00:00 +0100

"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere apparently has a tattoo on her back that reads, "Live Without Regrets" in Italian. The only problem: the tattooist misspelled the Italian word for "regrets." And while she Read More...

Check Out The Charity

Malcolm Fleschner — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:00:00 +0100

I'm so happy that Safeway and other retail establishments have become so generous that, when I'm checking out, they often offer to let me contribute an extra dollar on top of the purchase price, to be donated to the charity of their choice.Read More...

Bonus Material

Malcolm Fleschner — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0100

We’re hearing that about $165 million of the billions in government bailout funds shipped off to AIG are going to bonuses for employees of the same AIG division that created the whole credit default swap industry that helped bring the international financial system to its knees. AIG’s president said there’s nothing the company can do, since AIG is contractually obligated to pay these bonuses. Hey, a contract’s a contract, right? Unbreakable, which is why no one has ever cut out early from an Read More...