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OMG! Let's Be BFFs!
Sunday, 29 January 2012
I’ve long been interested in the topic of how children resolve disputes, a fascination that dates back at least to an incident in third grade when Randy McMillan and I had a disagreement over which of us should get to play pitcher in a game of kickball at recess. After a brief discussion of the salient points, Randy and I eventually arrived at a compromise, agreeing that because he was bigger and stronger, he should probably pitch, and because I was smaller and weaker, I should probably shut up if I wanted to keep all my teeth. Handing over my lunch money might also be wise, he helpfully added.
 

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    How can anyone take the NFL's drug policy seriously when Robert Kraft lets a known drug addict into the owner's box? http://t.co/sulo4UVj

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    With all those dropped passes and bad bounces, @TomBrady has to be the unluckiest guy on the face of the earth. #SuperBowl

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    Now, for one fleeting moment, perhaps Tom Coughlin will NOT look like a guy who's been on hold with customer service for 27 minutes.

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    "That's a HUGE conversion" - Al Michaels at St. Paul's 33 AD adoption of Christianity

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