Malcolm Fleschner

Malcolm Fleschner

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I once donated a kidney to a stranger, but when his body rejected it, the surgeons put it right back in me.

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Thursday, 11 June 2009
It would be difficult to pinpoint the precise moment when it dawned on me that the newspaper industry was truly in need of saving, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was probably right around when I received word that my column was going to be cut from a weekly to a biweekly. "This is an outrage!" I shouted at my editor, even though I got the news via email. "The American newspaper must be saved! Or, failing that, how about my column?"
 

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